The missing end of the Bayeux Tapestry

I recently came across this in a kitchen drawer. I had to get Simon Schama to come round and authenticate it. He said it was “not the first time a piece of 11th-century embroidery had been found in an MFI kitchen-unit, not by any means”. Anyway, the immediate aftermath of the Battle of Hastings can finally be revealed: Edith Swan-Neck is trawling the battlefield and William is laying waste to the Pevensey Bay area, but meanwhile, back at Westminster…